WordlessWednesdayAug25.....

Tiffy &

I Will Remain at Number67, ThankQ!

If this is how

one of the most intelligent of us dawgs 

Looks and Behaves......

I will rather Remain where I am

at number 67, TQ!

have a happy Monday,

chikisses,

Today Is Your Day Tiffy, So Yak Away.....

yippeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

i've been waiting for this day for soooooooo long...
(see how high i can jump woo hoo!)

my itsy bitsy old sista CoCo has been teaching
me about life.....

she's smart and savvy she thinks
But
do you know that according to the
intelligence ranking for dogs,

i'm rank at Number 2, numero umero 2!!!

and  Chihuahuas are  ranked 67 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you hoomans  smart alecks  know that????

my sista is ranked way down at at 67!

well, she's a SMART 67.....yes, she Is

i'm also aware that

in mummy's heart,  i'm number TWO

I Know as i HEARD her saying  Not Once,

Not Twice BUT THREE Times

that she will Rescue my sista Over Meeeeee

if we were drowning!!!!! 

i  @#$%^ on my chicken......

cross my heart and hope to drown!

yes mummy and you thought your little poodle girl

was sleeping and did Not understand English huh?

well, my little big and old sista nudged me in my butt

ensuring i Not miss this enlightening revelation...

i also know that my daddy and my chicken

Loooooves meeeee

unconditionally, i pray?

here's my sista the old geezer taking a break from her sisterly duties

and comtemplating what to have for dinner

Which outfit to change into...

Don't misunderstand meeeee...

I declare I Have Nothing against clothes... only those

wearing them 

i mean once my hair grows back to its full glory,

what's the big deal with donning  a tee or a dress

clothes are redundant

occasionally?

You Are All Aware that I'm wearing Coco's clothes

to prevent me from licking my wounds?

it's been too long to use as an excuse mummy..

please don't let me label you as idiotic.....

                                       
 

back to you Coco before i say too much  ....and

i would loooove to spill ALL;  wait for my

next post, will ya?

till the next time,

muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuahz

and have a great weekend,

Tiffy

Siesta Wednesday; Wordless, FINALLY.........

Tiffy &

Exercising The Hoomans Exercising Us...

Sunday walkie to exercise the hoomans.....

CoCo:  remember our plan?

Tiffy:  huh???

CoCo:  to dunk mumster in the pond???

Tiffy:  oh, you mean let her swim with the fishes?

CoCo:  don't you chicken out now!

Tiffy:  no way!

CoCo: she's small enough to float, bol...

Tiffy:  if not, we're dead meat!

Tff,  you know Where the  pond is, right???

Or What a pond is???.....

CoCo:  i KNOW dadster will reward us,

 biiiig time .....

Tiffy:  mummy....

CoCo:  shut girl!

CoCo:  pond girl, Not pavement! keep left!

Tiffy:  trying, but she's heavy....

Tiff,  you're Not much help!

CoCo, tell the crawlies  to leave me alone!!!

Tiffiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii......

wwwhaaaaaaaat?  shall we try the 3legger instead?

baaaad idea Tiff.....

i know Co, i'm struggling too.....

you and your bright ideas, CoCo.....now

my tonguey is longer than yours......

i should have slept longer this morning.....

don't you wake me for the next walkie Tiff...

know what, if the fish weren't bigger than me,

i would have jumped in to cool myself, CoCo....

sure, Tiff, sure......

Oops, the Butt Warmed Birthday Bone!

yep, Tiffy accidentally sat on it and broke it into
two pieces...

My Sister Is A Year Older, Err, OLDer.....

hey furiends,

my sista CoCo is the biiiiiiig Five!

yep, she turned 5 on Saturday August7

Happy Happy Barkday CoCo....

my beautifooool sista

i Know you're sad because mumster did Not

celebrate your big day.......AND

she made you wear Meeeeeeee on your back...

i promise i will NOT look like THAT

once my hair's grown back....

i have a Bone biscuit specially made for you

as you looked after me so well

the last few days...

and mumster forgot to take it out of the freezer,

............that's the hoomans for you!

we'll celebrate tomorrow, ok?

just the two of us...

love ya,

TIFFY