Houseguests

if i'm not mistaken, Houseguest Etiquette 101 says :

Don’t show up unannounced .......don't think i was even consulted

Don't impose on your host or hostess's children........these houseguests had to return to training camp

mumster has this annoying habit of having houseguests without first consulting with moi or dadster....... ok some i didn't mind, others i couldn't stand; and there were far too many to keep count...

she to dadster ....."i want to do something to help dogs , the least i could do is to help the weak ones get a head start in life"..........read she's wants a guaranteed place over the bridge called 'heaven...'

dadster to her........." you mean by doing some good you think you can land there -no way as you're too far gone woooman and anyway, you'll be so lonely as all your friends are in the hot spot...."

she stopped talking to him for awhile and for the first time, i have an idea of what winter felt like .......

later, the houseguests started appearing...

Irritant 1
not only wore my baby 'couture' socks, took possession of my then favourite bed

gleefully i heard through the dogvine that she grew long and ugly........yappee

Irritant 2

didn't like her initially as she snitched on me all the time and got me in trouble biiiig time.....

here she's telling mumster that i was bullying her........"help, monster CoCo is biting meee..."

but i tolerated her ......enough to even share MY bed with her........but don't push it;

you keep to YOUR side of MY bed.......

even allowed her in my carrier.....

she really was quite cute........sadly i found out later that she died from parvo and

i was quite happy that i didn't treat her too badly.......

not well but not too badly

Irritant 3 tolerable but still an irritant.....

her siblings outgrew her and her mumster neglected her - she came to us a weakling and barely surviving.......mumster spent nights feeding her hourly till she ate on her own

i helped mum nurse her back to health and she left us when she was healthy, bouncy and a real

pain in the butt.......

i think i smell the next irritant just round the corner.........