Friday, July 31, 2009

Love Being Me...........



this is why i looove being me........hence the reason for my blog title.......




stay put when called ..........stay still when you hear your name called.......let your slave search everywhere since you're small enough to hide anywhere and everywhere; appear only when you see her about to have a heart attack.....

stay under tables, beds and right smack in the middle where she can't reach you; stay till she tempts you with treats; then run to her, snatch the treat and return to starting position - guaranteed to drive her crazy.......

pee on newly changed mats/rugs.....only on newly changed ones and after you've just peed on the pee pad ........she'll turn into a mad woman; works everytime.....

play in the balcony........spring back when she calls and walk slowly towards her with your tail between your legs ........guaranteed you'll be forgiven if you space out your outings....

go to her with your tail between your legs and with your head down when you've done nothing wrong.........absolutely NOTHING and watch her search the whole house frantically for any damage as she cannot believe that you're innocent .....

master new tricks and stare blankly at her when she wants to show you off to her friends........guaranteed to make her look silly big time woo hoo......

i loooove being me and will return as a chihuahua and nothing else as i do not have to do anything i don't want to, and i don't want to most of the time.....


spoilt brat???........who? me?...........BOL..........


happy saturday..........
chikisses,

tiff2


9 comments:

Lilliana said...

What great instructions for being a little dog! I totally agree!

Bijou said...

Hi Coco,

You sure have your mom wrapped around your paw. BOL I wonder if your suggestions will work on my mom. Will have to check that out!

Wags & wiggles,
Bijou

Reese =^..^= said...

Looks like you've got it all figured out! Life is apparently good as a chihuaua!

Cocorue said...

TQ Lilliana (oooh, that's mum's name too)....i'm starting to like you alot....

Bijou....try it and keep me posted so we can have a good gossip woo hoo.....

hiya Reese, life is good....
chikisses all

Lorenza said...

Hi, Coco!
Sure you have your mom very well trained!
I will follow you instructions and let you know how it goes, ok?
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Cocorue said...

yahoo Lorenza........she trained me to train her BOL......
chikisses,

Woodrow, Sweetie, MJ Campanella said...

we are spoiled brats too - hence our bloggie name - the NY Bully Brats

and yes woodrow always looks guilt even if he didnt do anything - and mommy is always checking

Woodrow, Sweetie & MJ

Tiffany said...

Coco, you are too funny.

Chihuahua kisses,
The Munchkins

Nadine said...

Coco you naughty little monkey....you're going to be the death of your dear Mum!!

Kisses & hugs, Auntie Nadine

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