My View from Down Here....

now, this may seem like a silly topic but hey, my view is 7ins from the ground and believe me, it looks different from down here.

for starters, when anyone talks to me, i don't see them or their faces , i see feet, legs or whatever they decide to show me...........

really, don't you think it's rather unfair to tell me off for not listening when i have a noisy, busy world down here.........don't believe me?

come live at my level with all the crawlies, bugs and those tempting edibles that's forever buzzing around and calling out to me to choose them over their companions bol..........

i'm sorry for ranting but i have to clarify this as we are from different planets according to mum. she says she is from Venus
( so she claims ) and dad, according to her is from Mars......

she still has not decided where i'm from as it depends on her moods ( she's always confusing me; so it's a wonder that i've turned out quite well adjusted, considering........)