Chester, What ARE U Doing???

Chester, my dear buddy
What ARE you doing????

I don't know about your other paramours
but
Do I now have to CONVINCE
the beautous Truffles that

I am just a PLATONIC friend
and
do I have to spend AN HOUR
lying er, trying to convince her????

OK, I will call her BUT
you'll have to remember NOT to fall asleep

and to delete
ALL our  amorous sms from your handphone,
DEAL????

your platonic friend,

pee ess:  good luck and I'll be praying for you....
or you'll be dead dawg meat bol...

By the way, I'm assuming you are up to date
 with the latest shenanigans of your other
friend, the T's boo boo???

Oh Chester,  I really DON'T
want to be smoked out like Uchitel er, the friend